Go forth and gorge yourselves on Cadbury Cream Eggs. I have a secret stash calling my name.
Your Bartender: Me, just trying to keep out of the weeds
House Bouncer: Big B
Dishboy and girl: Sweet Pea and Ladybug
Hair of the Dog or Hairy Dog: Scout
Location: Where good mom meets bad girl
Hours: 24 friggin' hours a day