More Money Than Brains

When your bottom deserves the very best.





The Isis, handset with Swaroviski crystals. $75,000.




How'd you like to clean this sucker?

More Money Than Brains

I am declaring today What You Buy When You Have More Money Than Brains Day. In fact, I think I may make every Tuesday What You Buy When You Have More Money Than Brains Day.

Here is my first submission to the category:

Behold the Bootie Pie. This crazy boot can be your's for ONLY $128. Yes, that's right. Only a measley $128 (which could buy groceries for a week, but what the heck!).
This marvel in boot technology allows you to keep your tootsie warm while not smudging your polish. Go from the spa to the street in just minutes. After your feet are soaked and buffed, slide your feet back into the boots using the convient zipper in the back. The nail tech may then polish your piggies and out the door you go, warm and dry. Truely a miracle product.